Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

When self-driving cars become mainstream, mooning will probably make a huge comeback.

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[Bikeman315]

When self-driving cars become mainstream, mooning will probably make a huge comeback.

Well there's a checkmark in the plus column for self driving cars.

 

[lacanteen]

I really thought getting old would take longer.

 

[Sivi70980]

Why did I just uncover my face to talk on the phone?

 

[Bikeman315]

Why did I just uncover my face to talk on the phone?

Facetime?

 

[Sivi70980]

Facetime?

Nope, just talked on in like a normal phone up to my ear. I would have wanted it on for a facetime call. Spent money to have this Optimus Prime covering so like to show it off.

 

[lacanteen]

We now seem to live in a world where community service is a punishment.

 

[lacanteen]

Snoring in ads for cold medicine is seen as negative, but snoring in ads for sleep medicine is seen as a positive.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Snoring in ads for cold medicine is seen as negative, but snoring in ads for sleep medicine is seen as a positive.

Gotta be tough for Nyquil.

 

[samd1351]

Gotta be tough for Nyquil.

Love me some Nyquil. Whenever I even start to feel sick, nightly routine is a shot of Nyquil and two shots of whiskey. Repeat for for 5 days and problem solved.

Although, TBH, my doctor is not too fond of the process. When I told her, she frowned, and said it wasn't a good idea to mix the two. But then said that I've probably been doing it for a while and appear fine, so go ahead.

 

[samd1351]

Imagine the noise if a centipede wore tiny flop flops...

 

[lacanteen]

Movies and TV have taught me that no matter the type of drugs you’re buying, or the quantity, it will always cost exactly one briefcase or bag full of $100 bills.

 

[lacanteen]

People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the snow shovel blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was born and raised in NE Ohio)

 

[shogun32]

How about trying to de-ice a gravel driveway?

just turn over the rocks, one at a time. seems to work.

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

(I was born and raised in NE Ohio)

I'm still stuck up here in this shit hole, but at least I'm on the west side out of the snow belt.

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