Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The fact that omen is in women should be obvious.

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[lacanteen]

Looks like the only $1.99 gas is at Taco Bell.

 

[lacanteen]

Why go big when you can go home?

 

[Joe Gonsalves]

Traffic is always inversely proportional to the urgency in which you need to arrive.

 

[lacanteen]

One cool thing about getting older is that you hear from your skeleton a lot more.

 

[lacanteen]

Hamburger has gotten too expensive. It's now just called "Helper"

 

[lacanteen]

That last tooth brushing before going to the dentist is the adult version of cramming for a final.

 

[lacanteen]

To everyone who wrote "stay cool" in my high school yearbook, I have some bad news for you...........

 

[lacanteen]

McDonald's should sponsor a large indoor arena and name it McArena.

 

[lacanteen]

I started counting calories today. I'm at 9000 for today, now what?

 

[Paul McWhiskey]

I started counting calories today. I'm at 9000 for today, now what?

Take a nap.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I started counting calories today. I'm at 9000 for today, now what?

Maybe try counting a thin person's, instead?

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