Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

So, it turns out that the voices in my head are thoughts!

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[lacanteen]

The chemistry teacher was right about alcohol being a solution.

 

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Let me see if I have this right: companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not see ads?

 

[lacanteen]

There have been a lot of people in my life that inspired me to be nothing like them.

 

[lacanteen]

People tell me I look good for my age. I tell them I'm 95.

 

[lacanteen]

There's no I in team but fortunately, there is one in Pizza.

 

[Vlad Soare]

There's no I in team

Actually, there is.

 

[lacanteen]

Actually, there is.

That's the a-hole.

 

[lacanteen]

Worrying works! 80% of what I worry about never happens.

 

[lacanteen]

Not bragging but I opened a child proof cap in under five minutes yesterday.

 

[lacanteen]

The first person to eat cauliflower must have been really hungry.

 

[lacanteen]

If I had a dime for every time I got confused, I'd say "where'd all these dimes come from?"

 

[lacanteen]

Not to brag, but I just walked into a room and remembered what I'm supposed to do there.

 

[lacanteen]

Don't let anybody talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $40 will be the best $500 you ever spent.

 

[lacanteen]

If you think the weather around here changes fast, you should meet the people.

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