Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Cranberry vodka counts as a Thanksgiving side, right?

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[lacanteen]

The more water you drink the more bathroom breaks. More bathroom breaks mean less work.

Stay hydrated.

 

[lacanteen]

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speakers.

 

[lacanteen]

I just saw someone my age being talented. My day is ruined.

 

[lacanteen]

OK, hear me out ......transition lenses that get darker the longer someone talks to you.

 

[lacanteen]

Christmas cookies aren't bad for you if you eat them from a salad bowl.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Christmas cookies aren't bad for you if you eat them from a salad bowl.

Where can you get a salad bowl big enough to sit in? Asking for a friend.

 

[lacanteen]

If you're an Uber driver, can you use a restaurant app to use Uber Eats and get paid to deliver food to yourself?

 

[Chola]

If you're an Uber driver, can you use a restaurant app to use Uber Eats and get paid to deliver food to yourself?

I guess so. Its like asking if a car salesman buys a car at his dealership - does he get the commission?

I am not sure - but I would think so.

 

[lacanteen]

The divorce rate among my socks is up this year.

 

[lacanteen]

I feel like I'm the human version of tangled Christmas lights.

 

[lacanteen]

Hear me out: New Years Eve, except it's over at 10:00PM

 

[lacanteen]

Going to the gym gives you energy, but you need energy to go to the gym. Sounds like a pyramid scheme.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Going to the gym gives you energy, but you need energy to go to the gym.

Looks like someone has already worked out this dilemma:

 

[lacanteen]

To those people who said "it's better to be cold than hot": I hope you're sitting outside right now enjoying this.

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