Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Two day weekends are starting to feel like 30 minute lunch breaks.

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[lacanteen]

I was so happy at the age of 18. I didn't know it then, but I now recognize it.

 

[lacanteen]

I already effed up. 2027 gonna be my year though!

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I already effed up. 2027 gonna be my year though!

2026 was still a record. Good job!

 

[lacanteen]

Pole vaulting is just the opposite of limbo.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm going to be flirting telepathically today, so if you find yourself giggling for no reason, that was me.

 

[lacanteen]

Do you think that Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell?

 

[lacanteen]

At what age can I sign up for a nursing home? Bingo at 2 PM, supper at 4 PM, and in bed at 7 PM sounds like a dream come true.

 

[lacanteen]

I am the boss of me, and THAT is without a doubt the root of the problem.

 

[lacanteen]

Remember when we thought Monday was the worst day? Now it's all of them.

 

[lacanteen]

Humans have made life way more complicated than it should be.

 

[lacanteen]

If someone spends a lot of his time mansplaining, could we say that he has 'correctile disfunction'?

 

[lacanteen]

I was born to be wild but only until 8 or 9 PM.

 

[lacanteen]

If someone corrects you, they know what you meant.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Yeah, but it's still annoying and tiring to deal with someone who doesn't speak or write properly, even if you understand the meaning. They correct you not because they don't understand, but because your incorrect use of the language annoys them.

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