Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

I don't understand the phrase "we are expecting a baby". What else could it be?

Well there are babies and there are "babies". Just ask Rosemary.

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[lacanteen]

Adulthood is when you have a favorite burner on the stove.

 

[lacanteen]

Science puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm like a semicolon, most people don't know what to do with me.

 

[lacanteen]

If you're invisible and close your eyes, can you still see?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If you're invisible and close your eyes, can you still see?

Say it with Memes

 

[lacanteen]

Say it with Memes

 

[lacanteen]

Just went to the Oreo website and clicked "accept all cookies". And now we wait.....

 

[lacanteen]

Why is everyone afraid of their DNA getting stolen? If someone clones me that's their problem. Good luck with that.

 

[lacanteen]

Are jellyfish upset because there are no PeanutButter fish?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Are jellyfish upset because there are no PeanutButter fish?

No. They are more upset about not being fish.

 

[lacanteen]

The bad news is that I forgot my spaghetti eating shirt. The good news is that I have a new spaghetti eating shirt.

 

[lacanteen]

In honor of the Fall equinox, I too will be cold, distant, and dark.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

In honor of the Fall equinox, I too will be cold, distant, and dark.

Well, its a start

 

[detamble13]

I love boobs but as a man I'm trying to avoid growing my own

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