Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

I love boobs but as a man I'm trying to avoid growing my own

I feel the same way about tomatoes and corn

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[lacanteen]

My spirit animal is a fat raccoon trying to get into a dumpster.

 

[lacanteen]

You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of neglect and bacon.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of neglect and bacon.

No shame in taking that long.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If two wrongs don't make a right, how many does it take?

Asking for a friend.

 

[lacanteen]

Mashed potatoes can also be called Irish Hummus.

 

[lacanteen]

Why isn't patio pronounced like ratio?

 

[1emglenn]

Why isn't patio pronounced like ratio?

Whatever happened to the first "D" in Wednesday or the first "R" in February?

 

[lacanteen]

The person you are in an airport bar is the real you.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The person you are in an airport bar is the real you.

Never been in one. Are they different than other bars?

 

[lacanteen]

If you're not drinking with me, you're drinking against me.

 

[lacanteen]

Hemorrhoids should be called assteroids.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Why isn't patio pronounced like ratio?

For the same reason pint isn't pronounced like mint, or Buick like quick.
Or Thames like James, or steak like bleak... etc.
Because whoever invented English had a wicked sense of humour.

 

[Vlad Soare]

It always amuses me when people argue whether Pluto is a planet. How silly of them...
I just chuckle, knowing it's in fact a dog.

 

[lacanteen]

Every time I try the self-awareness thing, it turns out that I'm the problem. Every time.

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