Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

Hear me out: A reunion but instead of classmates it's all your favorite co-workers from past jobs throughout your life.

My favorite coworkers hated each other (and me).

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[Vlad Soare]

Hear me out: A reunion but instead of classmates it's all your favorite co-workers from past jobs throughout your life.

That would be nice. I'd love it.

 

[lacanteen]

I'll bet the guy who named the Sperm Whale wasn't allowed to name anything after that.

 

[detamble13]

It takes all of us to make Katy Perry unpopular

 

[lacanteen]

The way my luck has been going, I'll probably be reincarnated as me again.

 

[lacanteen]

I am the total package: the one that fell off the truck and was immediately run over by a dump truck.

 

[lacanteen]

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Very true; if you use too fine a line, other fishermen will think you're an idiot.

 

[lacanteen]

The key to success is letting things go. I'm starting with myself.

 

[lacanteen]

Feeling paranoid? You're not alone.

 

[lacanteen]

2026 is in a little over 4 months! How did that happen?

 

[lacanteen]

One thing about getting old that no one tells you about is how weird it is to be told by somebody much younger wrong information about a historical event that you can remember pretty well.

 

[lacanteen]

Mark my words: some time in the future we'll have to watch an ad to answer our phones.

 

[lacanteen]

Is it called skinny dipping if you weigh 300 lbs.?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Is it called skinny dipping if you weigh 300 lbs.?

Depends on what planet you're swimming on. Someone weighing 300 lbs on Jupitor would weight < 50 lbs on Earth. Suggest rewording for mass instead of weight.

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