Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Is it me or does everything cost like we're shopping in stores at the airport?

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a Ponzi scheme to me.

 

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Putting chicken in your omelet is pretty psychotic from a chicken's point of view.

 

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Why go stargazing when I can just stand up fast?

 

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There's a special place in hell for drivers that don't activate their turn signal until they start turning.

 

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You can learn a lot about somebody by how they untie a knot.

 

[lacanteen]

Whoever convinced blind people to wear sunglasses was one hell of a salesman.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Whoever convinced blind people to wear sunglasses was one hell of a salesman.

The BETTER salespersons were the ones that sold the blind cheaper clear glasses claiming they were sunglasses.

 

[lacanteen]

I just asked myself if I'm crazy and we all said no.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I just asked myself if I'm crazy and we all said no.

I'd ask for a recount.

 

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Blink is the plural of wink.

 

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I need to find a hobby that doesn't involve my credit card.

 

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Younger generations aren't going to know the excitement of finding cash you forgot was in your winter coat.

 

[lacanteen]

Before we continue to work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Before we continue to work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

Apparently, you haven't noticed natural stupidity is already maxed out.

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