Random thoughts.......................

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Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
--Albert Einstein

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When you boil drinking water to kill germs, you still drink the germs, they’re just dead.

 

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A light switch is also technically a dark switch.

 

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The smell of a new car is surprisingly recognizable, considering how rarely we get to smell it.

 

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Iced coffee is chocolate milk for grown ups.

 

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Corn dogs are the welfare version of Beef Wellingtons.

 

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A tip before service is not a tip, it's a bribe.

 

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My favorite sex position is any them. I'm just happy to be involved.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I'm just happy to be involved.

I'm guessing you probably haven't spent time in prison.

 

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Restaurant menus always seem to put drinks, the first thing you order, on the last page of the menu.

 

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Successful companies largely don't fix problems, they exploit solutions.

 

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Humanity has put so many safety measures in place that natural selection can no longer eliminate stupid people at an effective rate.

 

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Eggnog is perfect for those times you feel like drinking a glass of pancake batter.

 

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Sometimes it’s better to stay silent than it is to be right.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Sometimes it’s better to stay silent than it is to be right.

Can't believe how many posts this is a response to:

Definitely.

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