Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Some days it feels like I should not have opened that umbrella inside.

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[lacanteen]

I am a person who likes to do a lot of things, trapped in the body of a person who likes nothing better than driving his Mustang.

 

[lacanteen]

There's no way to look cool getting in/out of a hammock.

 

[lacanteen]

If you have the same problem with everyone, it's likely that you are the problem.

 

[SL8888]

If you have the same problem with everyone, it's likely that you are the problem.

I’m going to share this with my wife
On second thought….

 

[lacanteen]

If I had a life coach he would tell me I didn't make the team.

 

[lacanteen]

You can have a shirt sized extra small or extra large, but not extra medium.

 

[lacanteen]

I am amazed at the number of drivers that don't understand the concept of the acceleration lane.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I am amazed at the number of drivers that don't understand the concept of the acceleration lane.

Wait. There are other kinds?

 

[lacanteen]

I'm glad that we only live once. I aint doing this crap again.

 

[lacanteen]

It has become socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

 

[lacanteen]

Marriage is when you find someone who is worth being annoyed by forever.

 

[lacanteen]

Not bragging or anything, but I had 2 eggs for breakfast this morning.

 

[The Demon]

Not bragging or anything, but I had 2 eggs for breakfast this morning.

$8.00?

 

[RNM]

Marriage is when you find someone who is worth being annoyed by forever.

No wife, no strife.

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