Random thoughts.......................

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Life starts as a whole bunch of firsts, but slowly without us noticing becomes a whole bunch of lasts.

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We don't give our thumbs enough credit for how incredibly useful they are.

 

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We can’t be absolutely sure if it was the farmer or the dog named Bingo.

 

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Dr. Seuss was seriously lucky to live in a day and age without autocorrect.

 

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Ice cream has probably bent more spoons than any other food.

 

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Sometimes life feels like a soup and I'm a fork.

 

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At some point, strange noises in your house stop sounding scary and start sounding expensive.

 

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Ribs are pork on the cob.

 

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You know you are eating too much pizza when you retrieve the pizza cutter from the dishwasher before it has gone through.

 

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Sometimes I talk to myself and we both laugh.

 

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Every Gen Xer knows the ingredients of a Big Mac... as a song.

 

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Our skin doesn’t get enough credit for being waterproof.

 

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Diamonds and boobs both become increasingly likely to be fake as their size increases.

 

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Messed up already. 2025 gonna be my year!

 

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Adding ice cream to your cart immediately starts a timer on your shopping trip.

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