Random thoughts.......................

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Why is it that when you write something, you write it down, but when you type something, you type it up?

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[Vlad Soare]

Why is it that when you write something, you write it down, but when you type something, you type it up?

That's easy. Because the paper you write on is down, under your hand, whereas typing shows up on a computer screen, which is placed higher up.

 

[lacanteen]

When Self-Driving cars become normal there will probably be a premium driving subscription that takes short-cuts.

 

[lacanteen]

You’re crazy if you DON’T talk to your dog.

 

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It's a wonder how not enough braille is on dog food and products. Considering majority of the blind/visually impaired have seeing-eye dogs.

 

[lacanteen]

We find it adorable when animals behave like humans but not the other way around.

 

[lacanteen]

Garlic bread hotdog buns would make spaghetti sandwiches a lot more popular.

 

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The reason why you win arguments in your head is because everyone thinks like you.

 

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Technically, hell is where most of the fun people are.

 

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A box of air is considered empty, but a scuba tank of air is considered full.

 

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The loudest word ever yelled was probably quiet.

 

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If you can drink alcohol in the morning without worrying, life either went really well or really bad.

 

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You see the world differently when you need a bottle opener and can't find one.

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing is more disturbing than hearing a crunch in your mouth while eating a soft food.

 

[lacanteen]

have we checked all foods if exploding makes them better or did we just stop at corn?

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