Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Only bad things happen when daylight is described as broad.

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[lacanteen]

Gambling is only considered to be an addiction if you lose.

 

[lacanteen]

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

 

[1emglenn]

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

It's also sometimes the only way to have an intelligent conversation.

 

[lacanteen]

If everyone drove through green lights like they were yellow a lot more people would get through the lights.

 

[lacanteen]

The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The pop tart is.

 

[lacanteen]

If Wylie Coyote could afford all of that high end gear, why didn't he just go buy dinner?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If Wylie Coyote could afford all of that high end gear, why didn't he just go buy dinner?

 

[Vlad Soare]

Why does Harry Potter have to wear glasses? Can't he cast a spell to fix his eyes?

 

[lacanteen]

Practice makes perfect, but we all still bite the inside of our mouth sometimes while eating.

 

[lacanteen]

Advertisers pay for their ads to be shown, we pay not to see them.

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing will destroy an excellent employee faster than watching your employer tolerate and award the bad ones.

 

[Paul McWhiskey]

Nothing will destroy an excellent employee faster than watching your employer tolerate and award the bad ones.

And, as many others I am sure have, seen it happen several times.

 

[lacanteen]

If you met an exact copy of yourself, you’d either be super annoyed with each other or best friends.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If you met an exact copy of yourself, you’d either be super annoyed with each other or best friends.

If you killed them would it be suicide or homicide?

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