Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Silence is golden. Until you have small kids. Then, silence can be terrifying.

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[lacanteen]

Dogs probably get asked more rhetorical questions than any creature on earth.

 

[lacanteen]

Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement upon the silence.

 

[lacanteen]

When you grab the last trash bag, the box and the bag immediately switch places.

 

[lacanteen]

Abandoned old malls would make great laser tag arenas

 

[lacanteen]

There is a certain sense of accomplishment that comes from mining a particularly large booger.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

There is a certain sense of accomplishment that comes from mining a particularly large booger.

But not as much as before they started giving out participation trophies for small ones.

 

[lacanteen]

You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace

 

[lacanteen]

Babies are nature's alarm clock, set to shuffle.

 

[lacanteen]

There is probably less sex on Thanksgiving than on any other holiday.

 

[lacanteen]

Paperclips are staples with less commitment

 

[lacanteen]

Everyone wants honesty but not many want the truth.

 

[lacanteen]

Somewhere out there in the world, somebody has your dream job that they really hate.

 

[jwt]

I got my dream job and now I hate it, does that count?

 

[lacanteen]

If you’re getting cleaned up to go to Waffle House at 3am, you’re missing the point of Waffle House at 3am.

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