Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The dumbest wish we all made as a kid was wanting to be a grown-up.

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[HoosierDaddy]

The dumbest wish we all made as a kid was wanting to be a grown-up.

Never wished for it.

Never been accused of it.

 

[lacanteen]

Never wished for it.

Never been accused of it.

I've always said that getting old is required, but growing up is optional.

 

[lacanteen]

Your bank account can be empty but it will never be full.

 

[lacanteen]

Imitation crab is really the seafood version of hot dogs.

 

[1emglenn]

WHICH LETTER IS SILENT IN THE WORD "SCENT," THE S OR THE C?

 

[MrDude_1]

If you're carrying a pizza, you can get into almost any building.

This one isn't even a joke. A clipboard and some work clothes also work. Same with a ladder.
You can get anywhere.

 

[lacanteen]

Generally, the story behind a scar is much more interesting than the story behind a tattoo.

 

[lacanteen]

"resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm is a dangerous game to play.

 

[lacanteen]

Childhood is the shortest part of our life but has the longest life in our memories.

 

[lacanteen]

The more important you are to the group, the more people help you search for your phone when it goes missing.

 

[RagmopInKona]

Why does 67 * feel great in the house in the summer, but cold in the winter.

 

[lacanteen]

People who order Starbucks drinks with extra whipped cream and syrup are not getting coffee, just a more expensive DQ order.

 

[lacanteen]

A 43 year old professional athlete is considered to be old and over the hill - a 43 year old politician is considered to be young and a still a spring chicken

 

[lacanteen]

When you got out of school at 3, it felt very late. When you get off work at 3, it feels like you got half your day back.

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