Random thoughts.......................

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Ninjas cover every part of their body except for their eyes, but the ninja turtles cover nothing but their eyes.

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We've reached a point in pop culture where smoking a joint in a movie is more socially acceptable than smoking a cigarette.

 

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The lamest way to die as an insect must be getting stuck in a spiders web that doesn't house any spiders

 

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One day, we'll probably have to watch an ad to unlock our phones

 

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The two days I’ve spent in Arizona have been met by some of the nicest strangers I’ve ever been with, especially the ones greeting as a customer. I wish this were true every where.
I still have at least four more states to visit.

 

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If you're carrying a pizza, you can get into almost any building.

 

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If you ever think you've had an original thought, a quick Google search will put you in your place.

 

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There’s nothing worse than feeling something wet, knowing that it shouldn’t be wet.

 

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Being an adult is buying an expensive knife set and realizing you only use one of the knives for everything.

 

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Women can fake sex for a relationship, Men can fake a relationship for sex.

 

[compprep]

Women can fake sex for a relationship, Men can fake a relationship for sex.

Fixed it for you!!

 

[lacanteen]

If DuckDuckGo search engine becomes popular enough to make “Duck It” a verb. Then, autocorrect will be right wayyy more often.

 

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Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberries, but it sure as hell tastes like pink.

 

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It's kind of funny that there's never a long line at water park restrooms.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

It's kind of funny that there's never a long line at water park restrooms.

Actually, it only matters if they drink diet sodas:




And FWIW public pools will shut down if there is too much pee. I think if it exceeds 83% based on a SouthPark episode.

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