Random thoughts.......................

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We all hate when someone tells us to do something while we’re already doing it, but there is no greater feeling of relief when someone tells us to do something that we’ve already done.

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There is no faster way to summon a car behind you then when you try to parallel park and have little experience.

 

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You can tell the age of a film by the amount of casual smoking in it.

 

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Graffiti is the human version of how dogs pee to mark their spot.

 

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The easiest way to ruin a song you like is by setting it as your alarm.

 

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Oxygen is a by-product of plants creating their own food. We have been breathing in plant farts for years.

 

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Maybe we don't lose our socks, maybe our socks get a divorce and the one you have is the one who got to keep you.

 

[lacanteen]

Breasts is more polite than boobs, but boobs is more polite than tits

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Breasts is more polite than boobs, but boobs is more polite than tits

But none of those convey much useful information which is why jugs gets my vote.

 

[lacanteen]

There’s a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn’t enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason.

 

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Stress is a lot like salt. A little bit of stress adds spice and flavor to your life and too much of it ruins it.

 

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Stalking is when 2 people go on a romantic walk together but only 1 of them knows about it.

 

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Whoever created the idea that monsters will grab your leg if you put it out of the bed, definitely had a cat.

 

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You know you’re getting old when your favorite Porn Stars are retiring.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You know you’re getting old when your favorite Porn Stars are retiring.

The reports of my retirement are greatly exaggerated.

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