Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

If you think that's something, I once made an ice cube melt just by staring at it! Took longer than I thought it would.

That can stay because it is more random than interesting.

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You know your old when you clean your house to the music you use to get drunk to.

 

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No matter how much pasta you pour in the pot, it never seems like enough until it's too much.

 

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We can wait in line for 10 minutes for fast food and it's no big deal, but 10 minutes of stopped traffic is the end of the world.

 

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Using up an entire pen is a really good feeling until you realize it was your only pen.

 

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It's funny how the the brain doesn't read the second 'the' when there are 2 of the word 'the' next to each other.

 

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There is no clear understanding on how olive oil loses its virginity.

 

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If you live every day like it's your last, you'll never have clean clothes because nobody wants to do laundry on their last day.

 

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Not calling fishing poles “fish sticks” was a missed opportunity.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Not calling fishing poles “fish sticks” was a missed opportunity.

Kanye West doesn't get it.

 

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If there was a competition among mammals for which species had the cutest babies, humans would probably lose.

 

[RagmopInKona]

The married life, you get sick, you get better, wife gets sick she gets better you get sick again, like playing hot potato.

 

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When one person mispronounces something, it’s a mistake. But when an entire group does it, it becomes a regional accent.

 

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Theory: The reason men’s pants pockets are larger is so we can discreetly rearrange our twig and berries. Being able to hold more stuff is an unintended benefit.

 

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If we ever do get flying cars, just imagine all of the trash falling down from the sky from people throwing it out their window.

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