Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

In a world without friction, you can't wipe your ass. But you also don't have to.

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[lacanteen]

Gambling is usually only considered an addiction if you are bad at it.

 

[lacanteen]

Given you shouldn't 'keep your eggs in one basket', the scrotum seems like a real design oversight.

 

[lacanteen]

The irony of the Dunning-Kruger effect is that most people have just read the Wikipedia entry about it and think they’re experts at spotting it in other people

 

[lacanteen]

I'm currently on my second guardian angel. The first one is now in therapy.

 

[lacanteen]

Patience is not ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

 

[lacanteen]

The first rule of exaggeration club is there are seriously like a billion rules for exaggeration club.

 

[lacanteen]

Apparently, when someone asks who your favorite child is you're expected to name one of your own.

 

[Justpassingas]

If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.

 

[BEERCHAMP]

Can fat guys/gals skinny dip?

 

[lacanteen]

Chefs and blues musicians are two jobs where the fatter you are the more people assume you're good at what you do.

 

[SL8888]

If a woman has oral sex with a player on the Toronto hockey team, does that make her a
“Leaf Blower” ?

 

[lacanteen]

The most documented thing on the internet is human reproduction.

 

[lacanteen]

Everything is ten times funnier when you're trying to be silent.

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