Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

We'll throw away the leftovers from a $30 steak dinner but a $3 tube of toothpaste doesn't get chucked until every last drop of toothpaste is gone.

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[lacanteen]

S’mores but with a Reese’s cup instead of a piece of chocolate. You're welcome.

 

[lacanteen]

More than often, the tags at the back of a t-shirt are not used for the instructions or warnings they have, but for knowing which side is the front, and which one is the back.

 

[lacanteen]

Today I got asked out by 4 women. (I accidentally went into the ladies restroom.)

 

[lacanteen]

Experience is what you get immediately after you really needed it.

 

[lacanteen]

Remember back in the olden times when we would all sing and cheer as a person would blow all over a birthday cake and then we would all eat it? Crazy.

 

[lacanteen]

I meant to behave but there were too many other options.

 

[lacanteen]

Autocorrect causes mode problems then it solves

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Autocorrect causes mode problems then it solves

I hate it. An attorney and a co-trustee for my father's estate are named Mark and Dawn. Or shoud I say mark and dawn before I override the #$%& autocorrect.

 

[lacanteen]

My sarcasm skills have reached a level that even I'm not sure if I'm kidding.

 

[ajsfirehawk]

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday...and now you know why.

 

[lacanteen]

Losing 5 dollars isn’t such a big deal but finding 5 dollars on the street can make your whole day.

 

[lacanteen]

The good news about slipping and falling on ice is that your pain starts being treated immediately.

 

[lacanteen]

Energy-wise, humans are actually really inefficient, we take about 8 hours to charge for only 16 hours of use.

 

[lacanteen]

Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust.

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