Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Eating a batch of fried mozzarella sticks is much more socially acceptable than a whole handful of regular string cheese sticks.

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[lacanteen]

If you give a man a broom he’ll clean for a few minutes, give him a pressure washer he’ll clean forever.

 

[lacanteen]

The iPhone calculator has the same color scheme as Pornhub. I only know that because a friend told me.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The iPhone calculator has the same color scheme as Pornhub. I only know that because a friend told me.

Your friend has an iPhone?

 

[lacanteen]

Auto correct is that kid in the class the confidently yells out wrong answers.

 

[lacanteen]

Cashews fished out of a can of mixed nuts taste better than cashews taken from a can of just cashews.

 

[jtmat]

Last week was so wonderful... best week in a long time.

Live every moment as if it were your first...

 

[lacanteen]

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, try spending 30 minutes in my mind.

 

[1emglenn]

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, try spending 30 minutes in my mind.

five seconds in my mind and you'll run away screaming.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s either Arkansas or Kansas that is pronouncing their state correctly.

 

[lacanteen]

Go to the animal shelter to get a new pet, you're a saint. Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their minds.

 

[lacanteen]

If we made our shoelaces out of headphone wires they would always tie themselves.

 

[lacanteen]

The easiest way to turn your sofa into a bed is to forget your wife's birthday.

 

[GeorgeC]

If a clams live on the bottom of the ocean then do we live at the bottom of the air?


The sentence is, "There are tthree two's in the English Language".

Not the same sentence. This wasn't a challenge to create a different sentence. Thanks for playing.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets. Why do they wipe alcohol on a person's arm when they're executing them by lethal injection.

 

[lacanteen]

In college if you major in philosophy with a minor in economics, you’ll be unemployed but you’ll also understand why.

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