Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

I put on my pants just like everyone else-only when I absolutely have to.

Which is getting harder and harder to keep track of:

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[lacanteen]

A pessimist is just an optimist with experience.

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe cats purposely break stuff so that when new stuff is bought they get to play with the box.

 

[lacanteen]

At some point in time, you will be the crazy person in someone else’s story. (Or already have been)

 

[Justpassingas]

Did you know that there are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the air? I mean... it's plane to sea.

 

[lacanteen]

Shape-matching games for children are essentially just early training to find the matching Tupperware lid as an adult.

 

[lacanteen]

You spend roughly 25% of your life going to school so you can spend 50% of your life working to pay for yourself to live out the last 25% of your life where you sit wishing you did more when you were younger.

 

[lacanteen]

Medusa is a whole lot scarier if the carpet matches the drapes.

 

[Justpassingas]

I don’t always go the extra mile,but when I do…it’s because I missed my exit.

 

[lacanteen]

Yoga is just one-player Twister.

 

[lacanteen]

If dogs could actually talk, they would probably be too annoying to keep around as pets.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

My accountant says I can't claim the thousands I gave to charity in 2021. Turns out that isn't even her real name.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s suspiciously coincidental that marijuana legalization and baby boomer retirement is happening at the same time.

 

[lacanteen]

In all the fights between your brain and your heart, most people’s livers end up losing.

 

[ice445]

If the earth were truly flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.

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