Random thoughts.......................

[Sivi70980]

Correct each other in private
Defend each other in public
And keep your personal business off social media

Way too much wisdom

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[lacanteen]

When a spouse dies, you not only lose your partner, but also the person you would go to tell about what happened to you.

Note: As a 4 year widower, I can attest to this. I still catch myself.

 

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People who litter have terrible taste in booze.

 

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Feeling a sneeze with a mouthful of food is easily a top 10 most panicking sensation you can ever feel.

 

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The true sign of maturity is when can you stop halfway through typing a snarky comment then delete it.

 

[lacanteen]

There was a time in your life when you thought 2nd graders were the coolest people in the world.

 

[Sivi70980]

Why do all the charge stations I see have tons of lights on to include extra bright colored lights on the chargers? Doesn’t seem very “green” to me…

 

[lacanteen]

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

 

[SL8888]

Is a “Vegetarian” with diarrhea a “Salad Shooter” ?

 

[lacanteen]

Allergies are actually a superpower that lets people detect when plants are having sex.

 

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The most terrifying thing that could happen to a fly is zooming through an audience attending a live performance of Queen's "We Will Rock You:.

 

[lacanteen]

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does your body take a screenshot ?

 

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Women love it when you kiss their neck. Just not while they're driving, and you're in the back seat, and, they don't know you.

 

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Procrastination is totally a good thing: You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

 

[lacanteen]

I put on my pants just like everyone else-only when I absolutely have to.

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