Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

There are probably a bunch of parents who think their children are fussy eaters, when in reality they’re probably just horrible cooks.

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Just wait until the PC police realize that Frosty isn't wearing pants and is smoking a pipe in front of children.

 

[Bugs]

Is Arkansas a pirate version of Kansas?

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing wakes you up quite like the panic of thinking you overslept.

 

[lacanteen]

The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times - it's a whole parallel royal family but with spiders.

 

[lacanteen]

If reincarnation is real, then maybe flies and other bugs are purposely annoying because they want to get killed and get reincarnated as something better

 

[lacanteen]

Cough drops are just candy that grew up and got a job.

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe the reason we haven't seen aliens is that they discovered earth 100 million years ago, but were scared $hitless by dinosaurs.

 

[lacanteen]

Give a man a beer and he’ll entertain you. Hold a man’s beer and he’ll entertain the entire internet.

 

[lacanteen]

Taking a bra off is the highlight of a man or woman’s day.

 

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NASCAR would be more interesting if they added ramps to the race track.

 

[lacanteen]

Decorate your house with Rorschach tests, so if someone doesn’t like your interior design, it’s their own problem.

 

[The Demon]

Remember the good old days when your first mod was to change the stereo head unit.

 

[Sivi70980]

Remember the good old days when your first mod was to change the stereo head unit.

Cause that factory thing sounded like trash! Now days I simply don't care lol.

 

[The Demon]

Cause that factory thing sounded like trash! Now days I simply don't care lol.

Absolutely they were. The fun part was picking out the new coolest looking one. I loved Alpine and Bluapunkt.

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