Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Scotch aged 12 years sounds much better than scotch from 2009.

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[HoosierDaddy]

Scotch aged 12 years sounds much better than scotch from 2009.

My father asked me to blind taste test a single malt he sprung for.

I didn't like it better than my usual polymalt.

When he passed away, I found the bottle. Never heard of the brand so did a search and turns out it cost less than my usual brand.

Guess it's a lot like which is better a great hotdog or terrible steak?

 

[lacanteen]

Everyone’s pet rocks are still out there, somewhere.

 

[lacanteen]

Take your average driver, and put him in a flying car. That’s why we can’t have flying cars.

 

[lacanteen]

If you’re watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same sun rise.

 

[lacanteen]

Heat, pressure, and time can make a diamond. It can also make a waffle.

 

[lacanteen]

The colors yellow and blue create green. Sunlight “yellow” and water “blue” create plants “green”. Coincidence?

 

[gone_n_60]

The city of Denver was probably founded by a group of tired settlers who took one look at the Rocky Mountains and decided “oh hell no, we stayin' right here”.

 

[lacanteen]

If you ever think you’d be brave at gunpoint, just reflect on how you responded the last time someone aimed a rubber band at you

 

[lacanteen]

We take for granted (and complain) that our nose is the body part that runs when we have a cold. Imagine having a runny ass all day long for a week…

 

[The Demon]

We take for granted (and complain) that our nose is the body part that runs when we have a cold. Imagine having a runny ass all day long for a week…

About to find out.

First colonoscopy Friday.

 

[JimC]

About to find out.

First colonoscopy Friday.

The procedure is nothing. The prep work? Well, I call that the "night of a thousand waterfalls"

 

[lacanteen]

A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all of your keys at once.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all of your keys at once.

Won't be long before some will have never used a key for anything. I haven't used a key in years. Cars all have fobs that never leave my pocket. Home has touch pad combo. Yeah, the fobs have keys inside them for emergencies and I keep a house key in a zippered compartment of my wallet (should confirm still there every few years). No lock on gates. If the dogs are out, free meal for them. If they aren't and we're not around, nothing much to steal and if we are around, target practice with no range fee.

Someday mention a "key" and you'll get the same blank stare as the term clockwise already produces at times.

 

[lacanteen]

You know you truly love someone if you are proud instead of jealous when they are better at something than you.

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