Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

When life gives you lemons, buy some vodka and have a party.

FWIW, I buy Tequila.

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[HoosierDaddy]

What I hate most about being a woke cisgendered male is having to take a Plan B pill after unprotected sex.

 

[lacanteen]

Wouldn’t it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK?

 

[lacanteen]

Finding out there aren’t any “real adults” when you get older is the grown up version of finding out Santa doesn’t exist.

 

[Justpassingas]

I will always laugh with you, when you make a fool of yourself.

 

[lacanteen]

As humans, we've worked too hard to reach the top of the food chain only to become vegetarians.

 

[IPOGT]

If a turtle loses it’s shell, is it then naked or homeless?

 

[lacanteen]

More people would line up 20 minutes for a free cheeseburger than line up 20 minutes for $2.00.

 

[lacanteen]

Can you imagine how stressful life would be if you knew the month and the day that you died, but not the year?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Can you imagine how stressful life would be if you knew the month and the day that you died, but not the year?

Are you kidding? Invite your enemies to play Russian Roulette 364 days a year would just be a start. Lots of deadly but maimless activities. Being this lovable, I admit it would be a chore to cultivate enough new enemies.

 

[Sivi70980]

Can you imagine how stressful life would be if you knew the month and the day that you died, but not the year?

Crazy party the day before, maybe consequences the day after, insanity the rest of the year.

 

[lacanteen]

Some day, at the store we’ll ask “Do you take cash?”

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

That someday will be here rather soon. There are already reports of businesses refusing cash.

 

[lacanteen]

It would probably be a bad idea for a tire store to have a blowout sale.

 

[lacanteen]

Many people toss and turn all night, even on expensive mattresses and sleeping pills. Meanwhile, Snoopy sleeps just fine on the peak of the triangular roof of his dog house.

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