Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

It’s easy to do permanent damage when you’re temporarily upset.

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[Sivi70980]

It’s easy to do permanent damage when you’re temporarily upset.

True story.

 

[Sivi70980]

Why is it when the wife says she's home sick all I hear is "so you need to come home from work to play video games"?

 

[lacanteen]

You don’t appreciate forgetting bad moments until you remember them.

 

[lacanteen]

All these badly behaved airline passengers are going to screw up proper drunk flying for the rest of us.

 

[lacanteen]

Getting married is the easiest way to find out that you actually do everything wrong.

 

[lacanteen]

Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inefficiency of purses,

 

[lacanteen]

Everyone is shy to by condoms because of the unspoken understanding of what they’re about to be used for, but no one blinks at buying 96 rolls of toilet paper…

 

[lacanteen]

Cats aren’t begging to go in or out, they just want the door open.

 

[Sivi70980]

Cats aren’t begging to go in or out, they just want the door open.

They like to make us move around too.

 

[lacanteen]

A great slogan for a $1 condom company would be "Best bang for your buck."

 

[Justpassingas]

I'd rather be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

 

[lacanteen]

Grammar Nazis have a special place in he'll.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Don't you just hate it when you're sending a text, and you’re rudely interrupted by a jogger bouncing off your windscreen?

 

[20VGT]

When life gives you lemons, buy some vodka and have a party.

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