Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inefficiency of purses,

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[lacanteen]

Everyone is shy to by condoms because of the unspoken understanding of what they’re about to be used for, but no one blinks at buying 96 rolls of toilet paper…

 

[lacanteen]

Cats aren’t begging to go in or out, they just want the door open.

 

[Sivi70980]

Cats aren’t begging to go in or out, they just want the door open.

They like to make us move around too.

 

[lacanteen]

A great slogan for a $1 condom company would be "Best bang for your buck."

 

[Justpassingas]

I'd rather be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

 

[lacanteen]

Grammar Nazis have a special place in he'll.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Don't you just hate it when you're sending a text, and you’re rudely interrupted by a jogger bouncing off your windscreen?

 

[20VGT]

When life gives you lemons, buy some vodka and have a party.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

When life gives you lemons, buy some vodka and have a party.

FWIW, I buy Tequila.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

What I hate most about being a woke cisgendered male is having to take a Plan B pill after unprotected sex.

 

[lacanteen]

Wouldn’t it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK?

 

[lacanteen]

Finding out there aren’t any “real adults” when you get older is the grown up version of finding out Santa doesn’t exist.

 

[Justpassingas]

I will always laugh with you, when you make a fool of yourself.

 

[lacanteen]

As humans, we've worked too hard to reach the top of the food chain only to become vegetarians.

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