Random thoughts.......................

[EmCel]

How about this one.

Sure I'll take that

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[EmCel]

The original dislike button.

That might be too harsh though. We have sensitive ppl on this forum.

 

[lacanteen]

These days using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark.

 

[samd1351]

That might be too harsh though. We have sensitive ppl on this forum.

 

[lacanteen]

For classical instruments, someone thought it was a good idea to rip out ass hairs from a horse, strap it to a stick, and then slide it around on some string.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

For classical instruments, someone thought it was a good idea to rip out ass hairs from a horse, strap it to a stick, and then slide it around on some string.

String made from catgut, no less!

Never made one. Which one puts up the most fight? I mean, the horse is much bigger, but the cat has more at stake.

 

[lacanteen]

80% of yoga is holding in a fart.

 

[lacanteen]

Turtle necks are just uncircumcised t-shirts.

 

[lacanteen]

Too bad alcohol isn’t heavily discounted the day after St. Patrick’s Day the way candy is after Valentine’s Day and Easter.

 

[lacanteen]

Dogs must think we are really invested in claiming toilets as our territory.

 

[lacanteen]

When you buy a self driving car it should be able to deliver itself.

 

[lacanteen]

Alcohol is like a push-up bra, for your personality.

 

[lacanteen]

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

 

[Sivi70980]

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Alternatively that minute is sped up while resting before the next round of exercise.

 

[lacanteen]

I don't understand why it hurts when you bite your tongue by accident, and it doesn't hurt when you bite it on purpose. I also don't understand why you are biting your tongue right now.

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