Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

Most freeway driving is cutting in front of someone else. Yet we don’t stand for any line cutting when not in our cars...

No mystery. A fist is ineffective on safety glass.

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[lacanteen]

How soon after getting up is it OK to take a nap?

 

[lacanteen]

If sat is the past tense of sit, then fat is the past tense of fit.

 

[Sivi70980]

If sat is the past tense of sit, then fat is the past tense of fit.

This tracks

 

[lacanteen]

Representatives of the public (Governors, Senators, etc.) should be paid the average salary of the nation/state they are in to give them an incentive to improve living standards.

 

[lacanteen]

I wish I could be ugly for just one day..............because being it every day is exhausting.

 

[1emglenn]

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Try three minutes as a boxer!

 

[1emglenn]

Representatives of the public (Governors, Senators, etc.) should be paid the average salary of the nation/state they are in to give them an incentive to improve living standards.

Why not minimum wage? Especially considering the amount of real work they do.

 

[lacanteen]

Remember having to put your head down on your desk with the lights out as a punishment in school as a kid? That would be awesome as an adult.

 

[lacanteen]

There are entire civilizations that have risen and fallen throughout history that had no idea that ice existed.

 

[lacanteen]

Some of us have been through so much crap that good things in life feel like a set up.

 

[lacanteen]

If you have a Wikipedia page, you’ve either succeeded in life, or failed spectacularly.

 

[lacanteen]

You never realize you took being alone for granted until you get stuck talking to someone who won’t shut the hell up.

 

[Sivi70980]

You never realize you took being alone for granted until you get stuck talking to someone who won’t shut the hell up.

Is it worse after the conversation is over when you realize you were the one doing all the talking?

 

[Sivi70980]

I’m being a rebel today and going to work without my Apple Watch.



Reality: I forgot it…

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