Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

There’s no better feeling of knowing you are 100 percent right, and a person who disagrees opens up Google.

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[SloRyd]

Why do they call it taking a dump?

Your not taking it anywhere... it should be leaving a dump.

 

[SloRyd]

Stopped making it last year. Would have ended even sooner if they hadn't just used the initials for Totally Artificial Beverage

We had this Dbag at my work for a couple months and his name was “Tab”

I dubbed him Totally Artificial Bro, because he was that dude.

“oh that’s so cool bro! What you working on!?!?”
Well I’m working on a .... (immediately cuts me off)
“so do you guys have any headphones? We have a guest coming in 4 mins....”

 

[lacanteen]

The secret to happiness is having low expectations.

 

[1emglenn]

If you see it coming why do you stand there like a deer in headlights?

 

[lacanteen]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

 

[lacanteen]

Money talks... but all mine ever says is goodbye.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

We all know what happened to the Branch Davidians. But what became of the main office Davidians?

 

[lacanteen]

You know you’ve reached adulthood when there’s more booze in your house at the end of a party than at the beginning

 

[lacanteen]

A hoagie is just a socially acceptable way to eat a pound of meat and a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.

 

[Sivi70980]

A hoagie is just a socially acceptable way to eat a pound of meat and a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.

Sometimes that hoagie and meat is just the vehicle for the au jus though. LOVE me some French dip!! And now pics to come in the food thread when I make mine next lol.

 

[Sivi70980]

Fresh clean pair of jeans in the morning fit kind of tight of my aging fattening body. Work all day physical labor and when I get home those jeans are loose. Belt still on the same hole and fits the same. Shirt still showing off those sexy love handles. Jeans be some lying mofos.

 

[lacanteen]

If two people with Nationwide get in a wreck with each other, whose side is Nationwide really on?

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

If two people with Nationwide get in a wreck with each other, whose side is Nationwide really on?

 

[shogun32]

whose side is Nationwide really on?

the side that increases the C-suite's stock option valuation and quarterly profit reports to Wall St. They'll screw both parties as hard as they can get away with.

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