Random thoughts.......................

[samd1351]

Why is a asteroid in the hemisphere & a hemorrhoid on your ass?

Sorry, but I've gotta go with "Pics or it didn't happen"

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[Brokestang]

Sorry, but I've gotta go with "Pics or it didn't happen"

I think I remember seeing that somewhere before.

 

[lacanteen]

You don’t realize how strong your legs are until you try to do a handstand.

 

[Blithe16]

No, they're something completely different. Everyone says they don't like them, but they are inexplicably successful. I'm not sure what kind of soda/drink that would be. Help us, Analogy Batman!

Tab? No, that sounds gross. I want to say grape soda

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Nah, people love grape soda. Do they even make Tab anymore?

Stopped making it last year. Would have ended even sooner if they hadn't just used the initials for Totally Artificial Beverage

 

[Blithe16]

Nah, people love grape soda. Do they even make Tab anymore?

What about any of these?

 

[lacanteen]

There’s no better feeling of knowing you are 100 percent right, and a person who disagrees opens up Google.

 

[SloRyd]

Why do they call it taking a dump?

Your not taking it anywhere... it should be leaving a dump.

 

[SloRyd]

Stopped making it last year. Would have ended even sooner if they hadn't just used the initials for Totally Artificial Beverage

We had this Dbag at my work for a couple months and his name was “Tab”

I dubbed him Totally Artificial Bro, because he was that dude.

“oh that’s so cool bro! What you working on!?!?”
Well I’m working on a .... (immediately cuts me off)
“so do you guys have any headphones? We have a guest coming in 4 mins....”

 

[lacanteen]

The secret to happiness is having low expectations.

 

[1emglenn]

If you see it coming why do you stand there like a deer in headlights?

 

[lacanteen]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

 

[lacanteen]

Money talks... but all mine ever says is goodbye.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

We all know what happened to the Branch Davidians. But what became of the main office Davidians?

 

[lacanteen]

You know you’ve reached adulthood when there’s more booze in your house at the end of a party than at the beginning

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