Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

There is no clear understanding on how olive oil loses its virginity

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[shogun32]

There is no clear understanding on how olive oil loses its virginity

course ground black pepper, a spoonful of pesto...

 

[lacanteen]

Being around someone who has resolved to stop swearing is like watching a child learn to walk. You want them to succeed but it’s usually funnier if they fail.

 

[lacanteen]

Losing your virginity greatly reduces the odds of being a human sacrifice.

 

[lacanteen]

Your belly button is just your original mouth.

 

[lacanteen]

The plus side of spilling your coffee on yourself is it still wakes you up.

 

[lacanteen]

There should be a noodle brand named “Karma” so people can make themselves a cup of “Instant Karma”.

 

[lacanteen]

If bed bugs are found on a bed, who came up with the name cockroach?

 

[lacanteen]

You know you’re getting older when you start having to brace yourself for a sneeze.

 

[lacanteen]

You know that you’re officially lost when you turn down the car radio and take off your sunglasses…

 

[lacanteen]

I've been told I'm condescending.

(That means I talk down to people)

 

[Sivi70980]

That's fine, I look down on people who are under 6-foot.

I walked around once for like 15 minutes keeping my legs bent to match my sister-in-law's maybe 5 foot height. It's an entirely different world down there!

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Michael Bolton is real!

I have been forced to watch maybe as few as 50 TV commercials since VCRs were invented, followed by DVRs and virtual DVRs in streaming services. I literally don't watch anything live so I can skip past commercials when I watch later. People hate coming to my Super bowl parties on Monday.

But ABC just added Flash Forward to their streaming service which does not allow commercial skipping. I could not resist seeing Flash Forward again. Great series! Not as great as I remember, but what is? And I'm sure I'll be pissed again the 3rd season never happened despite good ratings.

Anyway.....

There was a commercial about some dating show hosted by Michael Bolton.

Until then I thought he was just a made-up character in Office Space.

 

[shogun32]

There was a commercial about some dating show hosted by Michael Bolton.

oh he gets around. Had a significant cameo in 2+0.5 Men
But his biggest and most recent hit is this.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

oh he gets around. Had a significant cameo in 2+0.5 Men
But his biggest and most recent hit is this.

Just when I thought Office Space couldn't be any more funny...

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