Random thoughts.......................

[Aaron Castaneda]

"If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried."
-Anonymous

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[lacanteen]

We put clocks in our mobile phones, so we didn’t need to look at watches. Now we put mobile phones in our watches so we don’t need to look at our mobile phones.

 

[lacanteen]

You could be your own Secret Santa with Ambien, Amazon and a beer.

 

[lacanteen]

No matter how much pasta you pour in the pot, it never seems like enough until it's too much.

 

[lacanteen]

You know how you can entertain a baby by jingling your car keys - well it works again when they reach 16.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

"When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate."

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

"If if jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway."

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

"A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth."

 

[HoosierDaddy]

"When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate."

Then get 3 envelopes

 

[lacanteen]

A lawyer is someone you pay to take your side in an argument.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

A lawyer is someone you pay to take your side in an argument.

Aside from familiarity with the legal system I always saw lawyers as someone who would take your side in an argument but doesn't know your opponent's mama and therefore won't be tempted to insult her.

 

[lacanteen]

For men, there's nothing more comforting than the sight of a urinal to let you know you’re in the right bathroom.

 

[lacanteen]

I got called 'pretty' today. Actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying". But hey, I only focus on the positive things.

 

[Sivi70980]

Seems like just yesterday @lacanteen had 1500 posts and a 6k reaction score...

 

[Bikeman315]

Yes. He must be stopped. If he ascends the throne, who knows what madness will ensue.

I can take care of that. Will be seeing him next week. He may not be seen again after that.

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