Random thoughts.......................

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

Remember those tv commercials for greatest hits from someone like Slim Whitman, you know your getting old when you start to recognize the songs.

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[ctandc72]

Remember those tv commercials for greatest hits from someone like Slim Whitman, you know your getting old when you start to recognize the songs.

Hell, I remember the first time I heard AC/DC on the "classic rock" station. That was a sobering moment.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Remember those tv commercials for greatest hits from someone like Slim Whitman

Great man. Saved us all when Mars attacked.

 

[Questortapes74]

If NASA is the acronym “Need Another Seven Astronauts” in an alternative universe during their respective space shuttle service years in the 80’s and 90’s, then would the astronauts be able to purchase life insurance prior to a shuttle mission?

 

[Sivi70980]

At what point is too much cologne too much? If you're wearing cologne to work, why don't you shower daily instead? Pretty sure if you can smell the cologne 10 minutes after they've gone, it's too much. At some point my eyes will stop tearing up and my headache will subside right?

 

[lacanteen]

The way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegetarian.......then you can get there through his vagina.

 

[Dr. Norts]

Being a cat looks like alot of fun....

 

[lacanteen]

Irony: The fact that Hugh Hefner died on a hump day.

 

[shogun32]

Being a cat looks like alot of fun....

was it the lounge all day, lick your own privates, play with your food, meow till someone pets you in your special place, or the cute bell around your neck that interested you most?

 

[lacanteen]

Remembering the past is a lot like looking at boobs: you should glance back but never stare.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

................... looking at boobs: you should glance back but never stare.

Uhhh. I guess you never got the memo on mirrored sun glasses.

 

[Sivi70980]

Uhhh. I guess you never got the memo on mirrored sun glasses.

If she's showing them off, I make sure she sees me check them out, I feel it's most polite for her to see that I appreciate them. This works well maybe once per lifetime. Also, my wife doesn't mind me staring at her but it also changes monthly. Women be crazy and that's why sex robots are a thing.

 

[lacanteen]

If she's showing them off, I make sure she sees me check them out, I feel it's most polite for her to see that I appreciate them. This works well maybe once per lifetime. Also, my wife doesn't mind me staring at her but it also changes monthly. Women be crazy and that's why sex robots are a thing.

My wife used to point to pretty girls, especially well endowed ones. "OOH honey, look, party boobs!" Or "Look! Store bought!"

 

[Sivi70980]

My wife used to point to pretty girls, especially well endowed ones. "OOH honey, look, party boobs!" Or "Look! Store bought!"

Same, we used to love people watching at renaissance festivals. Some of the costumes there were staying on with hopes and dreams. Also reminded that you can't un see things.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If she's showing them off, I make sure she sees me check them out, I feel it's most polite for her to see that I appreciate them. This works well maybe once per lifetime. Also, my wife doesn't mind me staring at her but it also changes monthly. Women be crazy and that's why sex robots are a thing.

Yeah. And I forgot the mirrored glasses don't usually work for me anyway. And she is even more annoyed when the glasses bounce off her.

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