Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The amount of time a baby or child is able to stay in an outfit without an accident is directly related to how cute you think the outfit is.

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[lacanteen]

Somebody stole my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

[Bikeman315]

 

[Bikeman315]

Next time you're deciding whether or not to do a mod.

 

[Sivi70980]

A year in Iraq full of splosions all through the night taught me to flip a switch and pass out whenever I want. A year in Afghanistan on the flight line made me the heaviest of sleepers. I pretty much go comatose at will, it's my superpower. My wife hates me for it and I keep reminding her she gets to be the one to save my life if anything happens cause I'm gonna sleep through it all.

 

[dpAtlanta]

A year in Iraq full of splosions all through the night taught me to flip a switch and pass out whenever I want. A year in Afghanistan on the flight line made me the heaviest of sleepers. I pretty much go comatose at will, it's my superpower. My wife hates me for it and I keep reminding her she gets to be the one to save my life if anything happens cause I'm gonna sleep through it all.

Very interesting... I like your post-military look on life & thanks for your service to our country!

 

[lacanteen]

There’s nothing more obnoxious than a stupid person with confidence.

 

[lacanteen]

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be fun.

 

[lacanteen]

Why is it that we never hear about things vanishing into thick air?

 

[lacanteen]

There are no skeletons in my closet. However, there is a small box of souls in my sock drawer.

 

[lacanteen]

There are two types of people: "It's probably nothing" and "it's probably cancer", and they usually marry each other.

 

[Bikeman315]

There are two types of people: "It's probably nothing" and "it's probably cancer", and they usually marry each other.

What's even worse is when two "It's probably cancer" people marry. That's my older daughter and son in law.

 

[ACMEguy]

All of my fancy designer type things I own are 'genuine imitation'...

And, if I am making 50% of the people I know happy 50% of the time, I figure I doing alright...

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why is it that we never hear about things vanishing into thick air?

Used to hear about it a lot. Called smog.

I remember staying in the Disneyland hotel and barely seeing the Matterhorn.

 

[Interceptor]

Found this slightly used spare in vehicle I got. When was last time Red Lines were sold.

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