Random thoughts.......................

[Sivi70980]

No one ever announces when it is in fact, their first rodeo.

Exactly one time a co worker did in fact mention it was his first rodeo. Fluke for everything though.

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[lacanteen]

If you wished someone had never existed and it happened, nobody would ever know, not even you.

 

[oneheadlite]

Have you ever tried Poutine?

'poontang?????
YEA!!!
...around 50 years ago, 1st time.

I still LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lacanteen]

If I was to run NASA I’d make all ground crew dress like apes whenever Astronauts returned to Earth.

 

[lacanteen]

Seems awfully suspicious that melting frozen yogurt does not give you yogurt.

 

[lacanteen]

Pet stores should post “Chameleon” on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.

 

[oneheadlite]

...when I started riding dirtbikes, I met a family named 'the Dovers....

Didn't know mom and dad's names, but..........

I knew Ben, his brother Bo and their sister Ailene.

What a laugh.........
(this is no joke either)

 

[oneheadlite]

I think ketchup is gross. I put BBQ sauce on fries.

NO no NO!!
Ketchup is fine.

A few years ago when the wife and I went out to eat, I'd take
a small bottle of "Green" ketchup and leave some on my plate.......

 

[shogun32]

I will draw a line in the sand and die on this hill! Ketchup is a condiment that doesn't taste good by itself.

sure it does. You put it on badly cooked spaghetti and it's the meal of many a destitute collage kid who didn't buy 3 cars while attending classes.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I will draw a line in the sand and die on this hill! Ketchup is a condiment that doesn't taste good by itself.

What? I only eat french fries so I don't need a spoon for my ketchup!

 

[lacanteen]

Sanity is simply the belief that the voice inside your head is yours.

 

[lacanteen]

I’d love to see a NFL quarterbacks vs MLB pitchers dodgeball game.

 

[Sivi70980]

I will pay money to see this contest. Name your price. Name your price, and begone!

Agreed!! that would be something to see

 

[lacanteen]

Doing nothing always seems so appealing until you actually don’t have anything to do.

 

[EcoVert]

I only do what the voices inside my wife's head tells me to do.

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