Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The word “procrastinator” implies that there are amateur-crastinators or anti-crastinators

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[sotek2345]

The word “procrastinator” implies that there are amateur-crastinators or anti-crastinators

A procrastinator crastinates at work, an amateur crastinator cratsinates at home

an anti-crastinator would be called a speedster, but the Flash got their first

 

[Interceptor]

is it ok to look at nude art with the naked eye?

 

[tcman54]

Will a ferret rat you out?

 

[Questortapes74]

No, but they will certainly weasel out of things. You know, in the heat of the marmot.

When they can’t weasel out of things, they will badger the hell out of you...

 

[lacanteen]

All these years, I thought it was the dryer shrinking my clothes. As it turns out, it was actually the fridge.

 

[lacanteen]

The most documented activity on the internet is human reproduction.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The most documented activity on the internet is human reproduction.

Anyone know if the Catholic church lobbied against CA's law requiring condoms in porn?

 

[tcman54]

Mel Gibson's reply, what's a condom?

 

[Dominant1]

https://ibb.co/R3V84SX

 

[oneheadlite]

...all the knowledge in the world is of no use to fools......
.....................Don Henley.....Long Road Out of Eden...Eagles

 

[lacanteen]

If a woman tells you she has a nipple ring, the correct male response is "I don't believe you".

 

[lacanteen]

People who work in customer service should be allowed to argue with one customer per day.

 

[tcman54]

I tried to come up with a random thought and I don't have any, only systematic thoughts, what does this mean?

 

[tcman54]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

And while I am doing that a roadrunner races up to me and steals my bag of trail mix..

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