I HATE BIRDS!

[RevvdMedia]

I don't care if I park under a tree (no choice unless I want to park on the road), it is really necessary that 5 birds all need to crap on my car?!?!

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[xfyre101]

ouch! get that washed out asap bro.. at least you'll be extra lucky...maybe? :lol::lol:

 

[Thompyt]

I have the same issue with my Magnetic. I changed parking locations. I think that week the birds decided to use mine for target practice.

 

[Barrel]

Who knew birds were camaro fans? :shrug:

 

[XDMan]

Only 5? Looks like a flock!
I always keep a microfiber towel and instant detailed spray in the trunk just for this reason.

 

[RevvdMedia]

I rushed it to the car wash for an emergency cleaning before I went to work lol. Normally I just use a spritzer with car wash soap mixed in, spray, let it sit, then gently clean...but this called for drastic measures lol.

 

[w3rkn]

I have only ever owned Black cars. The first few months of ownership are the most crucial. Excessively detailing and cleaning/polishing it once... then using whatever "sealant" you want, will save the cars paint for years.

But to go one step further and add show of depth and all-around bang. I apply the best natural wax I can find, and just make a hobby of uber-waxing my car 3 times a summer. You can leave bird sh1t on it for weeks, without a prob. But I've only had to apply a glass of water before whatever mostly falls off.


I have had encounters exactly like pictured, coming out of a restaurant. I usually have a sports squeeze bottle handy and within 30 seconds, it was nearly gone. At home, with a house, even road tar isn't actually ever touching the car, just embedded in the layer of wax.


I hate birds too.. set up a defense.

 

[RevvdMedia]

But to go one step further and add show of depth and all-around bang. I apply the best natural wax I can find, and just make a hobby of uber-waxing my car 3 times a summer. You can leave bird sh1t on it for weeks, without a prob. But I've only had to apply a glass of water before whatever mostly falls off.

Other than the shine, protection is the reason I apply more wax/sealant every 3-4 months - in 3 layers at a time. I haven't had a car for the last 6 years that didn't bead water, I always have at least a coat or two on it at all times.

 

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[Pony15]

Who knew birds were camaro fans? :shrug:

:lol:

 

[Chris95GT]

I have that same problem. I have to clean at least one or two spots off 4-5 times a week...

 

['Merica]

That is the exact reason I keep a good coating of wax on mine. If I notice any at lunch, I run to the car wash and hit it with the pressure washer. But wow, you really got bombed!

 

[rvlyssup]

Who knew birds were camaro fans? :shrug:

Fixed for you...apologies to the OP but I could not resist. I hope you don't mind. ;)
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[Sasuketr]

I don't care if I park under a tree (no choice unless I want to park on the road), it is really necessary that 5 birds all need to crap on my car?!?!

:lol::lol:
Did you play the lottery?

 

[RevvdMedia]

:lol::lol:
Did you play the lottery?

Coincidentally, yes, for a group buy at work.

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