Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Maybe I'm handsome and girls think that I'm out of their league.

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[lacanteen]

My fitness goal these days is to keep my heart rate under 160BPM when putting on my socks.

 

[Joe Gonsalves]

Some days you wake up and you're the fish other times you're the bait. The end result is the same.

 

[lacanteen]

Note to self: never use the windshield washer when the top is down.

 

[lacanteen]

Those people who say "go big or go home" really underestimate my desire to go home.

 

[lacanteen]

Why don't they make Tupperware the same color as spaghetti?

 

[lacanteen]

Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

But nobody has to change their name to be a Dick.

 

[lacanteen]

Your secret is safe with me, unless it's funny.

 

[lacanteen]

All of the dating apps should join together and call themselves "What's Left"

 

[lacanteen]

They might find something new on the moon now that they sent a woman up there to look.

 

[lacanteen]

I think bars should display beer prices like a gas station.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I think bars should display beer prices like a gas station.

Why would you want to pay another 9/10 of a cent for your beer?

 

[lacanteen]

I think it's called gross pay because it's disgusting compared to what you could make.

 

[lacanteen]

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is just an hour away.

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