Random thoughts.......................

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I don't mean to brag, but I started a load of laundry last night and put it in the dryer this morning.

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There's nothing more humbling than clogging someone else's toilet.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

There's nothing more humbling than clogging someone else's toilet.

Why I carry a Swiss Army knife with plunger implement.

 

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If we aren't supposed to snack late at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

 

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I've never seen a Cybertruck parked at the library.

 

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My body has entered "extended warranty" phase. Everything works but there are a few rattles coming from somewhere.

 

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If you see someone crying, ask them if it's because of their haircut.

 

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Productivity has increased at work ever since they changed the motion sensor lighting timer to two minutes.

 

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It's annoying when you think you've found a parking spot and there's a Mini Cooper hiding there.

 

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I'm aging like a fine banana.

 

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Do British men take their girlfriends to kilogram town?

 

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b, p, d, & q are all the same letter, just turned a different way.

 

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I took down my Christmas lights so my spring cleaning is done.

 

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Back then dads had 3-4 kids. Now, kids have 3-4 dads.

 

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The key to happiness is a good sense of humor and a dirty mind.

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