Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

You really gotta hand it to short people......because they usually can't reach it anyway.

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[lacanteen]

Can people allergic to peanuts look at Charlie Brown cartoons?

 

[lacanteen]

Abbreviation is such a long word considering what it means.

 

[lacanteen]

I got a raise yesterday. It was a medication dosage, but a raise is a raise.

 

[Vlad Soare]

The first two hours of a ten-minute job are always the hardest.

 

[lacanteen]

My fondest childhood memory is my back not hurting.

 

[lacanteen]

We don't have flying cars yet because people still suck at street driving. Can you imagine?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

We don't have flying cars yet because people still suck at street driving. Can you imagine?

Yeah and ever accident is hit and run.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm at the age now that I'm tired all of the time except when I'm trying to go to sleep.

 

[lacanteen]

You'd think in this day and age of cars being able to automatically parallel park that I wouldn't have to wave my hands like a Ninja to get a paper towel.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Actually, those automatic paper towel dispensers work just as "well" as the automatic parallel park does. So it makes perfect sense, come to think of it.

 

[lacanteen]

"I'll fill up with gas in the morning"..........is never a good idea.

 

[1emglenn]

If being stupid were illegal there would be a lot of people serving life-sentences... Oh, wait they already are.

 

[lacanteen]

Here in the south, we have reached 'wrong coat' season. No matter which coat you put on in the morning, it's the wrong coat for the day.

 

[lacanteen]

What if the inventor of the umbrella wanted to call it "brella" , but hesitated?

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