Random thoughts.......................

[Paul McWhiskey]

I think that it has more to do with just having someone who can read a teleprompter. Wether they practice law or not is really not important. They are just smart enough to read and look good on television.

Best thing to do is Kill Your Television.

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[lacanteen]

I wonder if my recorded call was ever used for training or quality control purposes.

 

[lacanteen]

Why spend $300 for a plumber to fix the sink when I can do it in 4 months for free?

 

[lacanteen]

Why do blurry people always ask me if I'm drunk?

 

[lacanteen]

There's no sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

 

[lacanteen]

Sex is a lot like air. It's not that big of a deal unless you aren't getting any.

 

[lacanteen]

I didn't lose my mind, it ran away.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I didn't lose my mind, it ran away.

Move quick, so it can't find you when it tries to return! My parents did that when I was a kid.

 

[lacanteen]

To cut an ocean in half do you need a sea-saw?

 

[lacanteen]

If you take all of the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms, you end up with a box of Purina Cat Chow.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm jealous of my cat. She'll wake up from a nap, walk and jump up to another spot, and take another nap.

 

[lacanteen]

To all you people that said I'll never amount to anything because of my procrastination: Just you wait.

 

[CrazyHippie]

The grass is always greener above the septic tank.

 

[CrazyHippie]

Procrastinators are simply victims of Newton's first law:

Action precedes Motivation

 

[compprep]

Italian bread makes the BEST French toast!

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