Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

I hate it when I want to take a nap but the nap doesn't want to take me.

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[lacanteen]

Group projects in school weren't meant to teach teamwork; it was meant to teach you the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

 

[lacanteen]

I just finished my Christmas shopping. I hope they like Halloween stuff.

 

[lacanteen]

I used to wonder why my parents couldn't understand technology but now, anytime I see something new I say to myself "I'm not learning that."

 

[lacanteen]

Knowing what I know now, I hate myself for rejecting nap time as a kid.

 

[lacanteen]

Before phones, what did people look at while they drive?

 

[Vlad Soare]

Eyelashes are meant to stop things from getting into your eyes. But every time I have something in my eye, it's an eyelash.

 

[compprep]

Before phones, what did people look at while they drive?

Paper maps, perhaps? You remember those don't you?!?!

 

[lacanteen]

You know you're an adult, when you're excited about furniture with storage.

 

[lacanteen]

What's everyone wearing for this year's toyotathon?

 

[lacanteen]

If your first email ended in @yahoo, @hotmail, or @msn: you have seniority on the internet.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If your first email ended in @yahoo, @hotmail, or @msn: you have seniority on the internet.

If it was @AOL your grandkids' first email ended with one of those.

 

[lacanteen]

They say that the more colorful your salad is the better it is for you. That's why I sprinkle M&Ms on my salads.

 

[lacanteen]

I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

 

[lacanteen]

Me mature? I still chuckle when the ketchup bottle "farts".

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