Random thoughts.......................

[POJ 1]

behind every bright idea there's a woman!

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[lacanteen]

Is my doctor's doctor considered to be my grand doctor?

 

[lacanteen]

The problem with 10:30 PM is that it's exactly 1 minute before 2:30 AM if you're not careful.

 

[lacanteen]

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than the recipe calls for isn't one of them.

 

[Vlad Soare]

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than the recipe calls for isn't one of them.

I've always thought that the recipe specified just the bare minimum.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm still angry at my classmates for voting me most likely to hold a grudge.

 

[lacanteen]

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

 

[lacanteen]

Don't believe everything you think.

 

[lacanteen]

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I still can't believe the "Quiet Place" franchise didn't end with a world populated by just mimes.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Funny fact: if you ever wondered why Simon and Garfunkel songs are banned in charades its due to "A Simple Desultory Philippic Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd Into Submission" Funny fact 2: I am the reason for the ban.

 

[lacanteen]

It turns out that as you get older you don't actually figure anything out, you're just too worn out to care.

 

[1emglenn]

Why does a calculator app need to be constantly updated?

 

[lacanteen]

Are there actually people who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth? Asking for a friend.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Are there actually people who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth? Asking for a friend.

Yes, there are. They're called women.

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