Random thoughts.......................

[Vlad Soare]

Not necessarily. Only if you've been a good boy and have eaten your vegetables.

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[lacanteen]

You know you're getting old when you walk past a bathroom and think "Eh, may as well since I'm here."

 

[lacanteen]

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 3 PM most days,

 

[lacanteen]

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but the fact that I've never been invited to a gender reveal party tells me that I've cut the right people out.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but the fact that I've never been invited to a gender reveal party tells me that I've cut the right people out.

I might actually consider going to one if they become non-fungible.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

 

[lacanteen]

Why is 2025 moving like it's in a hurry for something?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why is 2025 moving like it's in a hurry for something?

Elections have consequences.

 

[Jimmy Dean]

Elections have consequences.

Time flies when you're having fun. Consequences are not necessarily a bad thing.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Time flies when you're having fun. Consequences are not necessarily a bad thing.

Glad you agree even if you took more words.

 

[lacanteen]

I'll never understand men that will pay a dominatrix to degrade them. Dude, just get married and fold the towels wrong.

 

[lacanteen]

There should be a separate TSA line for first time flyers.

 

[lacanteen]

Sex education in schools should just consist of listening to a crying baby for 5 straight hours.

 

[lacanteen]

Can you even imagine getting into bed and falling right to sleep, then waking up feeling refreshed, then having a good day, then doing it again? Me neither.

 

[lacanteen]

I don't run from my problems. I sit on the couch, play on my phone, and ignore them. Like an adult.

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