Random thoughts.......................

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Females: Describe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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My body is not a temple, it's a Catholic church: Full of wine, bread, and guilt.

 

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Some days it seems like my birth stone is "rock bottom".

 

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I've been told that most mother boards have 'trans sisters'. Interesting......

 

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

 

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Why are math teachers never sick, and English teachers always pregnant?

 

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Hear me out, A swear jar, but you have to draw out a slip of paper and yell out what's written on it.

 

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When you work from home you could go days without speaking to another co-worker, but there are downsides too.

 

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"Big" burgers should be wider, not taller.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

"Big" burgers should be wider, not taller.

See: Whataburger

 

[lacanteen]

Why isn't anyone just the right amount of whelmed?

 

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My yoga pose for today is 'downward spiral'.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

My yoga pose for today is 'downward spiral'.

Pffft. Anyone can do that for a day.

 

[lacanteen]

A bagel with cream cheese has done more for society than any therapist could.

 

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You don’t pay to ski. You pay to ride up the hill.

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