Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Roles of men and women revert to the 1950s when there's a spider in the house.

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[1emglenn]

Roles of men and women revert to the 1950s when there's a spider in the house.

Not in my house. I was bitten by a black widow as a child. When I see a spider in the room, I run to another room and yell at the wife to take care of it.

 

[lacanteen]

Working in a coffee shop must be difficult… You have to deal with all the people who haven’t had their coffee, yet.

 

[lacanteen]

A bad horror movie is usually funnier then a bad comedy movie.

 

[vinny89gt]

Muffins spelled backwards is exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.

 

[lacanteen]

Eating bread and butter is socially acceptable but eating a butter sandwich is not.

 

[lacanteen]

Urinating blood is the human bodies check engine light.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Urinating blood is the human bodies check engine light.

It also render's Dwight Shrute's invisible ink useless.

 

[vinny89gt]

It also render's Dwight Shrute's invisible ink useless.

 

[vinny89gt]

When a balloon is half inflated, it's completely full.

 

[vinny89gt]

Fire trucks are actually water trucks.

 

[vinny89gt]

The number of people older than you never increases.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The number of people older than you never increases.

Only if time travel to the future is imposable.

 

[lacanteen]

The fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, the first thing that fed us was boobs, that’s why we like them so much!

 

[lacanteen]

Gambling is only considered an addiction if you're bad at it.

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