Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

It must be absolute hell to be a pilot named Roger.

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[HoosierDaddy]

It must be absolute hell to be a pilot named Roger.

 

[lacanteen]

The idea of getting a McDonald’s meal is way better than actually eating it.

 

[lacanteen]

'Insane' is such a harsh word. I prefer 'mentally creative'.

 

[Sibonium]

A true friend is one who, when you die suddenly, rushes to your house and deletes your browser history before anyone can see it.

 

[lacanteen]

I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

 

[lacanteen]

You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace.

 

[lacanteen]

10mm sockets probably end up where all the missing socks go.

 

[lacanteen]

Of all the organs that could involuntarily spasm without warning, we are extremely lucky it’s our diaphragm (Hiccups)

 

[lacanteen]

The children's song “Old McDonald” gets a lot darker when you realize everything is past tense.

 

[lacanteen]

Killing two birds with one stone never specified how many times you can throw the stone.

 

[lacanteen]

You don’t realize how much you use your thumb until you have a Band-Aid on it.

 

[lacanteen]

Chances are, the person who tells you that he'll be there in 7 minutes will arrive way before the one who said he'd be there in 5.

 

[lacanteen]

If a girl lets you smell something, its usually gonna smell nice. If a boy does it, its usually gonna be bad.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why didn't the Washington football team just move to Boise rather than change its name to Commanders? They wouldn't have had to change their name or letterheads, etc..

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